Angelina Jolie has been replaced as the face of fashion line St. John. Now she has even more time to talk about how great sex with Brad Pitt is.
Nicole Kidman is reportedly in talks to guest star on Project Runway. No one knows the motto "one day you are in, the next you are out" better than the ex-wife of Tom Cruise.
Denise Richards is pleading with ex Charlie Sheen to "be civil." Crap, that's the funniest thing I've heard in the last three hours.
What's the Olsen twins secret to looking happy? Prunes. (Doesn't your life feel richer for knowing that?)
Lauren Conrad and Audriana Patridge have reportedly buried the hatchet after they were spotted holding hands. We don't know if it was in a BFF way, or in a Lindsay Lohan/Sam Ronson way (but if it's the latter, next season of The Hills is going to rock!)
Even Posh and Becks look normal at DisneyLand. She's wearing baggy jeans and flip-flops. Mark your calendars!
Tila Tequila claims that gay people are more comfortable coming out because of her. Probably not, but if it makes her feel better, women are more comfortable dressing like skanks because of her. It's the little victories that count.
Another Bachelor couple hits the rocks (while pretending they haven't).
John Cusack channels Lloyd Dobler for his new anti-John McCain ad.
Aw nuts. Rolling Stone is reporting that Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee have reunited.
When deciding what to spend your hard-earning money on this weekend, please note The Happening's freshness rating is currently hovering around 13% at Rotten Tomatoes.